Ricki-Lee, Tim & Joel

The Brooklyn & Brand Beckham saga continues except this time, the internet has been internetting! Ricki goes through the big inconsistencies she's found online.

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Happy National Disc Jockey Day! Courtney soaked her whole wedding thanks to a sprinkler-wedding dress disaster, Brooklyn Beckham’s family drama is still peak chaos, and Meghan, McConaughey, Rihanna, and Mary J. Blige all had their own wild moments. Oh, and a Scottish seagull stole a sandwich like a proper DJ stealing the show.

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Joel brings us a wedding nightmare after Courtney from Virginia accidentally flooded her hotel room less than an hour before walking down the aisle. Her photographer hung the wedding dress up for a cute pic, only to realise too late it was on a sprinkler, setting off the entire system and soaking literally everything.

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We pack this whole fam drama. Brooklyn Beckham has gone fully scorched earth, unfollowing his entire family and dropping a multi slide Instagram statement accusing David and Victoria of years of control and media games. He claims wedding drama, name rights pressure, a hijacked first dance and even says his mum danced inappropriately on him in front of guests. The fallout explains why he and Nicola quietly renewed their vows without the Beckhams and why he says his anxiety vanished once he stepped away. Brand Beckham versus Brooklyn has officially entered its messiest era and we are absolutely seated.

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We’re back for 2026, and we’re kicking off with a Things We Missed quiz to catch up on all the chaos we somehow slept through. Highlights include an elderly Condiment Queen hoarding sauces older than pop careers, Jermaine earning a slap on the wrist (and possibly a medical warning) for a hand edit in Mailbag, and Joel nearly thinking he was the main event at the Australian Open. Tim spotted a man washing his feet in airport toilets—trauma included—and Ricki accidentally turned her Zurich hotel into a sauna. Oh, and Joel’s officially deep into chopped salads, TikTok style.

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